Never Have to Buy a New Internet

The writing is on the wall: the internet is an ever-evolving and ever-growing industry; it’s a constantly changing landscape. But as we know, life is not always about progress—sometimes it’s about staying ahead of the game and getting the newest technology before anyone else does. Fortunately, there are plenty of ways you can remain up to date with the latest in internet services without having to shell out for new connections or purchases every day. Here are some helpful websites that can help get you through until your new provider comes online and gives you a smile:

Write an introduction to an informative and factual blog post titled "How to Not Waste Your Money on A New Internet Service".

Optionally, you can keep the blog post up to date. After a few months, note that this was written "in the past" or "several months ago."

Include your name, e-mail address (or blog URL), and Twitter handle.

Format your submission as HTML. Click here for instructions on how to format text as HTML. If you do not have software available to create a Web page, simply cut and paste both the text of your letter and the signature block into the body of an e-mail message. In most e-mail programs you should be able to paste HTML code directly into the body of a message and retain its formatting when sent to us via e-mail.

ADVANCED Submitting via E-mail: Send your submission to [email protected] You must include your full name, mailing address, and phone number in the body of the e-mail or your submission will be discarded. Please write "What’s Your Problem" in the subject header of your e-mail. Your e-mail will be read and answered if you would like us to consider it for publication; we do not answer questions or accept submissions by phone or fax. All submissions become the property of the What's Your Problem and may be published, reused online or in print.

Send your submission to You must include your full name, mailing address, and phone number in the body of the e-mail or your submission will be discarded. Please write "What’s Your Problem" in the subject header of your e-mail. Your e-mail will be read and answered if you would like us to consider it for publication; we do not answer questions or accept submissions by phone or fax. All submissions become the property of the What's Your Problem and may be published, reused online or in print. Blogs: To submit your blog post via e-mail, send it to [email protected] Any submission will be read and responded to if your blog post is relevant to the site; we do not answer questions or accept submissions by phone or fax. All submissions become the property of the What's Your Problem and may be published, reused online or in print.

To submit your blog post via e-mail, send it to Any submission will be read and responded to if your blog post is relevant to the site; we do not answer questions or accept submissions by phone or fax. All submissions become the property of the What's Your Problem and may be published, reused online or in print.

Conclusion: This is pretty much exactly what the website I made for my Revisionist History podcast recommended. They suggested that if you wanted to submit an article about your topic, use a pen name and a byline for someone in the field, and say that it was written several months ago.

That way, you can write all sorts of interesting articles with no need to contact any editors or publishers or anything like that. All you have to do is create a blog on blogger.com (or whatever) and start submitting articles with fake bylines and timestamps. It's perfect.